Airplane passengers
are funny people. You see them queuing for check in. Respectable people with good
quality suitcases, prepared with their passports and tickets in their
hands, charming to the ladies over the counter wishing for an upgrade, they are
well-mannered, civilized people. Going through the security, taking their belts
and shoes off might have something to do how they behave afterwards. May be because they kind of get undressed in public, they forget their inhibitions. After
a long wait, they rush to the boarding gate ignoring the families
with children who need more than a life time to sit down and get settled before
everybody else, old ladies on wheelchairs and young men who have broken their legs
during holidays who also need to be looked after before us mere mortals. Those respectable men push in. They shuffle
around with their newspapers, magazines and
their eternal duty free bags bulging full of cigarettes and rakis and whiskies and maneuver
through families and broken legs and sit
down before everybody else. Then they remember the duty free bags and push everything
they have in the places above their heads invading everybody else’s space for
bags.
This pattern does not
change in India either. Going to Goa , only 45 minute flight, there are the
same generic type people pushing in, sitting at the wrong seat, and not putting
their ‘seat into an upright position’. The flight is half an hour late, I am
dosing off slowly. The in flight magazine
says it all. It is fully read, several times, the cross word puzzle is filled
in. The wrong entries have been corrected by a second or third reader. Now, that is
desperation of a long wait!. Luckily, we
are off and the food arrives. This is a lovely spicy country, the two broken
biscuits; a sorry replacement of a microwave in flight dinner are also spicy. Who would
think of adding cumin seeds to sweet
biscuits? They taste interesting accompanied by gourmet mango juice drink
served at room temperature. As soon as
these are chomped down the journey is over we are landing. Those lovely
respectable gentlemen, with their biscuit filled bellies are getting ready. I
can see it in their eyes, in their twitching little feet the urge to get home
as soon as possible. The minute the wheels touch the tarmac they undo their
seat belts and they are up. As if there is a portal open only for a few seconds
between the thug of the wheels and ‘cabin crew mumble mumble mumble’ of the
pilot, and if they miss that opportunity of that portal they will stay stuck on
this miserable earth for eternity, they need to get up and get their duty free
bags. The lovely ladies in airline saris have given up hope and do not interfere;
they do what the pilot has told them ‘mumble mumble mumble’. The plane is
landed and everybody is standing cramped next to me in the aisle. They wait standing
their shoulder bags rubbing into the man in the front, duty free bags clanking;
an uncomfortable restlessness is hanging in the air. They have missed the
portal, the next portal is downstairs before the bus arrives. They look at us,
three people still sitting in our seats looking at them, looking at us.
The road to the hotel
reminds me of the road to Cesme. In the
ac climate of the suitcase filled car the flora and fauna looks similar, small
bushes, black new roads, dogs, moppets, cows, small crosses and churches at the
cross roads, little temples. But no, this is not Cesme at all.
The hotel is big and
comfortable. Like every big hotel it has lost the sense of place. It could be anywhere
in the East. There are big pots for decoration, abstract Hindu furniture and
paintings of small local artists good enough to satisfy the hotel management
that they are helping the local economy. The front office is efficient, but Alas! :No ‘namastes’,
no little red dots to be put on out foreheads. This is a different India. Goa
is an ex Portuguese colony. This means Mediterranean food, olives, cheese and
steak! Our room is overlooking the pool; the cicadas are at work already. A big banyan tree is trying to reach the pool
with long branches. If we stay under it
long enough probably like Buddha it will grow around us. The night is warm,
balmy ,there is a sweet taste to it. Not far away the waves on a sandy beach
splash timidly. There is no moon tonight. Yellow flowers below the balcony are closed up
for the day. It is time to have a late dinner and slide into cool white bed
sheets for a well-deserved sleep. It is going to be good holiday.